I have a major farting problem. How do I stop my smelly farts?

iMA BiG KiD NOW! - 2007-09-29 17:11:43 - Other - Health

it smells a lot and I fart a lot. I do it like two times a minute and people cant stand me. I like this guy but he never talks to me. Because I fart so much.

Best Answer:

See your doctor. This is a medical condition.

Answer:

See your doctor. This is a medical condition.

You're a big kid now, right?

This isn't a real question. get a life

Damn seriously?

VERY FUNNY

Take a look at you r diet it can't be good

Get a CORK!

Don't eat sweets and protein at the same time, and that should take care of your problem.

My friend had a problem like this and he had colon cancer and died at age 33. Hopefully you're not making fun of people. If you are- not funny.

see ur doctor and stop eating oily and spicy food. hope u get rid of the prob. best of luck................. i guess

eww that sucks. take Beano at every meal. Lots of it. It works. Also stay away from carbonated beverages. Don't chew gum, it makes you swallow lots of air. There are some yoga positions that can help too. Search for those.

ohh that suckksss!! :( sorry to hear. go to a doc maybay?

Ask ur doctor about mybe a problem or it culd be ur diet maybe ur a lil lactose intolerant like my bro like when he eats cheese or drinks alot of milk he gets these giant super nasty smelling FARTS, POOT!

i cant believe the stupidity of some people. like the one answer mentioned. This condition of yours is a medical thing and going to the web for answers isnt the rite thing to do. i do know that the smell i believe has to do with ur diet. but plz just go to the doctor

OH..you must have to eliminate your body waste..cos that is the cause of the bad smell.. i am sure people cant stand out the smell..even you i guess..just eat more fibers and vegetable for proper digestion..and eat the right kind of food and plenty of waters. Try to burp..instead of letting it out in your butt...hehehe....

Steer clear of lentil soup and pea soup. They generate loads of gas. Try a web search for flatulence + "natural remedies".